If I Was A Bird

If I Was a Bird… 

Some people rise above.
Others? They fantasize about aerial revenge.

This 20 oz stainless steel insulated tumbler is for the grown-up who’s polite in public but mentally circling like a petty little pigeon. Featuring a peachy-and-black polka dot design and the iconic phrase “If I was a bird, I know who I’d sh*t on,” it’s the perfect blend of cute and chaotic.

• Double-walled stainless steel keeps drinks hot, cold, or passive-aggressive
• Fits in car cup holders and office drama
• Comes with a clear lid and a whole lotta attitude
• Makes a hilarious gift for your favorite snark queen or petty prince

Sip with sass. Fly with vengeance.
Add it to your cart and let the shade soar.

Your items are made by hand so a slight variation in color or pattern may occur.  As with all handmade items, slight blemishes may be visible.  Colors may vary slightly from the picture.

Tumbler care:

·     Handwash, use nonabrasive cleaners. 

·     Avoid putting the tumbler in the dishwasher or microwave. 

·     Prolonged exposure to sunlight can cause discoloration and/or fading.

Other Notes:

·       All items are made by hand so there may be slight visible imperfections.

·       Items are made by hand so there may be slight variations in color and design.

·       Watermark will not be on final physical product

·       If you need a size not listed, please use the contact us form or email us at gingerbreadzoo@yahoo.com