{"product_id":"if-i-was-a-bird","title":"If I Was A  Bird","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf I Was a Bird… \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people rise above.\u003cbr\u003eOthers? They fantasize about aerial revenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 20 oz stainless steel insulated tumbler is for the grown-up who’s polite in public but mentally circling like a petty little pigeon. Featuring a peachy-and-black polka dot design and the iconic phrase “If I was a bird, I know who I’d sh*t on,” it’s the perfect blend of cute and chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-walled stainless steel keeps drinks hot, cold, or passive-aggressive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits in car cup holders and office drama\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a clear lid and a whole lotta attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a hilarious gift for your favorite snark queen or petty prince\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSip with sass. Fly with vengeance.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd it to your cart and let the shade soar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--EndFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; color: black; mso-color-alt: windowtext; background: white;\"\u003eYour items are made by hand so a slight variation in color or pattern may occur.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs with all handmade items, slight blemishes may be visible.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly from the picture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; background: white;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoSubtitle\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; color: windowtext;\"\u003eTumbler care:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .55in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoSubtitle\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; color: windowtext;\"\u003eHandwash, use nonabrasive cleaners.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .55in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoSubtitle\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; color: windowtext;\"\u003eAvoid putting the tumbler in the dishwasher or microwave.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .55in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoSubtitle\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e     \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; color: windowtext;\"\u003eProlonged exposure to sunlight can cause discoloration and\/or fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%;\"\u003eOther Notes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .55in; mso-add-space: auto; text-align: justify; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; 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